A really stupid joke, square brackets added.

"On 10 March [1945], the Axis forces fighting under Operation Spring Awakening around Lake Balaton had a total of 230 operational tanks and 167 operational assault guns between their 17 divisions.
A single fully equipped late 1944 Panzer division would officially have held no fewer than 136 tanks, meaning that by 10 March the entire offensive immediately surrounding Lake Balaton had enough tanks for only 1.7 Panzer divisions as opposed to the 11 which were in action."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spring_Awakening#German_offensive

"Despite the disparity in the level of forces involved between the two sides, the Soviet offensive failed in its stated objectives.
On 25 January [1945], only 50 out of 306 tanks in the IV SS Panzer Corps had been operational due to battle damage, mechanical wear and lack of fuel."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Konrad_III

"supported by militia and units of the Hitler Youth—one battalion of which was sent into battle with an average age of 14."
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Battle-of-Berlin

"The forces available to Artillery General Helmuth Weidling for the city's defence included several severely depleted Wehrmacht and Waffen-SS divisions, in all about 45,000 men.
These formations were supplemented by the Berlin Police force, child soldiers in the compulsory Hitler Youth, and the Volkssturm militia of males not already in the military.
Many of the 40,000 elderly men of the Volkssturm had been in the army as young men and some were veterans of World War I.
Hitler appointed SS-Brigadeführer Wilhelm Mohnke commander of the city's central government district.
Mohnke's command post was in bunkers under the Reich Chancellery.
The core group of his fighting men were the 800 members of the 1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler Guard Battalion (assigned to guard the Führer).
He had a total of over 2,000 men under his command."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_in_Berlin#Preparation